i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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