why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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