So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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