there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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