I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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