porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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