Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
even my farts smell like vagina
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize