Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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