Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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