so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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