He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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