I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.