This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away