i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
PANTIES FOUND
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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