Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize