there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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