Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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