shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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