The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Alive.
So much puke
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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