Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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