I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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