Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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