If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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