Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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