I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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