She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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