she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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