susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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