it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
