I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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