also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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