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• (207): View more from Maine

  I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday

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• (607): View more from New York

  I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.

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• (916): View more from California

  17 year olds will be the death of me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up

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• (310): View more from California

  first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking

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• (253): View more from Washington

  don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water

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