I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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