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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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