if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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