i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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