all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
the raccoons are back...
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