So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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