"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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