What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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