Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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