yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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