# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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