my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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