well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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