i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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