the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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