your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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