Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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