The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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