I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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