It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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