It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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