went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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