Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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